Before I share an image, some background is in order. We are avid fans of the Portland Timbers MLS soccer team. Our team mascot is a lumberjack named Timber Joey. After every goal, he uses a chainsaw to cut a slice off a large log and then he holds it aloft. After the game, the slices are awarded to the players who scored the goals. The goalie is also given a slice for a "clean sheet," meaning no goals scored.
A fan named Brent Diskin tweeted a graphic image combining this familiar event with the eclipse. Here it is:
Maybe you have to be a Timbers fan to like this a lot, but I think it's great. I am sure it is destined to become a t-shirt and I want one.